Trawphie Woman: [to robert] look you Idiot!
(Roberts goes to his queen’s side and stares into the camera)
Mr. Man: My queen look people!
Trawphie Woman: yes stupido! We have guest!
(Trawphie Woman pushes Robert out of the way)
Trawphie Woman: Welcome me niños to my most diabolical invention.  My Transportation Highway to the Internet!  It’s T.E.S.T short for “Trawphie Express System Transport”
Mr. Man:  I designed it myself.
Trawphie Woman: [to robert] Stupido Idiot! It was my idea!
(Trawphie Woman beats Robert with the Trawphie of pain and pushes him aside)
Trawphie Woman: Anyway niños, my invention is really simple.  Even a moron can figure it out.  Once you enter the main access screen of the vehicle my little ones.  You must please follow these rules.  Before beginning your trip on my invention.

(Trawphie Woman says the following rules in a numbered fashion)

Trawphie Woman: First, strap yourself down safely on your chair to prevent your head from being smacked nice and good against the monitor.  That me niños would be a bad thing. Second, the buttons on the left of the screen. No stupid the other way! To your left!  Those are your controls for the vehicle while on T.E.S.T Third, do please mucho patience on my vehicle.  It might slow down some times but don’t worry we have it all under control. [to robert] you idiot that’s the power cord!  No not that!!!!! That’s the brake!  Um sorry, anyway back to the rules. Finally, in case of an emergency put your hands over your head, scream, and prepare for the worst.

Mr. Man: That would be funny my liege.
Trawphie Woman: Of course stupido!  You would have to be beaten really hard with the Trawphie of Pain before that happened.
(The camera begins to fade out)
Trawphie Woman: Wait! Wait!
(You see Trawphie Woman chasing the camera)
Trawphie Woman: Have a safe trip! And don’t forget to…..
(The camera fades out)
Trawphie Woman: [to robert] You have to fix that!

The Scene shifts and you see a odd looking man siting on a stool looking directly at you

TheNarratorGuy: As Trawphie Woman explained in the intro.  Strap yourself down as you experience a journey into the world of Trawphie Woman. Remember have fun and see if you can find out what Trawphie Woman was going to say? Is it the plans to her new device to rule the world? Or is it a side effect of T.E.S.T? Get Ready for a adventure you’ll never forget.  As you embark into the world of Trawphie Woman…….